Actually using condoms. PGP.

I still hate it here. PGP.

I want to break up with my girlfriend, but I can’t afford the rent by myself. PGP.

All day all staff meeting. Someone take me out back and put me down like Old Yeller. PGP.

I fired someone today. I think I cried more than they did. PGP.

Just bought my first car! It’s 6 years old. PGP.

My kitchen has two plates, one spoon, one fork, one knife, and one whiskey glass. PGP.

My paycheck bounced. PGP.

Buying high. Selling low. PGP.

Finding weed is hard. PGP.