I took a day off to play Pokemon. PGP.

My managers get a list of all the fuck-ups from yesterday every morning. I was responsible for 40% of them. PGP.

I got so fucked up on Friday that I spent my entire long weekend recovering. PGP.

My boss came to my cubicle to bitch about taking half a day off. I told him my grandmother just died. He didn’t say sorry. PGP.

I’ve been hungover while being ghosted on the past two days. This is what mental death feels like.

Woke up and it was only Thursday.

I seriously had a can of tuna for dinner and was okay with it.

Surrounding coworkers getting annoyed with my loud sighs.

Abused so much sick leave in the past that I’m worried my boss won’t believe me now that I’m actually sick.

Taking a sick day to wait for a “Signature Required” delivery. Better be worth it.