My dog puked on my carpet not even 10 minutes after I finished cleaning my apartment. PGP.

I have two sets of tupperware with similar but not matching lids and it’s slowly driving me insane. PGP.

Your parking job being your proudest accomplishment of the work day. PGP.

Everyone around me is either in a committed relationship or too old to hang out together. PGP.

Lateral moves. PGP.

Using your vacation fund to pay for car repairs and doctor bills. PGP.

Are we still talking about the powerball?

I’m so jacked for tax season. PGP