Working out during lunch, then sweating for the next five hours. PGP.

Stealing a Tabasco from Chipotle is the biggest rush I’ve gotten in 2014. PGP.

France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.

The daily decision to spend money on good coffee or drink shitty coffee for free. PGP.

Staying well hydrated so you can act like you just had to pee when all the stalls are taken. PGP.

Wanting so badly to put “I’m on vacation, fuck off” as your out of office reply. PGP.

Assuming that one day of bringing your lunch makes up for a month of fast food. PGP.

Congress voting on a bill that actually affects your life.

Getting your password wrong four times because you have the shakes from the weekend.

Not going to happy hour on Wednesday because you plan to go out on Saturday.