The only drawback about the heels thing is that heels are hot and make your legs and butt look fantastic….. yet when I wear them I am about 6’3 and feel freakish.
Ok I really want an honest answer. I have never watched anything Lena Dunham has ever made or been in …….but, based on her works’ popularity with our demographic, do you guys really just hate her cause she is fat?
I don’t know if this is also true which could have been included in the fart-smelling category: almost every guy I have ever seen reach in to scratch his balls smells his fingers afterwards……
THANK YOU! I was wondering where Florida was in all of this. Wynwood has great bars. And there are so may great tiny places and micro-breweries. The Abbey in Miami Beach is one of the latter and sometimes the owner will roast a pork Cuban style and give it to patrons for free! Also, Rosie’s in Wilton Manors has an amazing vibe and is alot of fun and they make the strongest drinks at a great price (this is a gay bar).
And the Fort Lauderdale dive bars- I can’t even remember the names, but I remember the beards and the tattooed hotties with huge chests playing darts.
I am not sure about “I really like your eyes”- that has a stalker feel to it. Definitely “you have pretty eyes” is a nice compliment that I, and any other woman I know, would appreciate.
If a guy complimented my shoes I would immediately know he is either in the closet or full of shit.
My mother reasoning: never let me watch Power Rangers because it had “diabolic looking creatures” and Pokemon becuase it was the devil and was causing children to have seizures as a result of possesion (this actually came from what Christians would call a Pastor in our church).
Thank you!!!!! I recently lost 75 lbs and I encountered this many times when I was heavier. Guys liked me because of my personality and loved hanging out with me and would try to hook up with me but when I hinted at something more they would get uncomfortable and back off OR many times, start to date me but NEVER take me around anyone they knew (which was horrible for my self esteem and I cut that out quick). I think they genuinely liked me but they didn’t date me becuase of their image- I live in Miami and image is a big deal. Now after I lost the weight they started to hit me up again with compliments and promises of commitment but I am glad I filtered them out as superficial pendejos.
Why would you come to this website for advice? I really enjoy the humor in this website and it makes my work day semi-bearable. Please don’t ruin it with reality.
Nanners: I think you and your posts are cute. This was your funniest post I loved it 🙂
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Have me screaming “Oh God”, telling your bros you were the first to hit it, kiss me in the elevator, *wistful sigh*…….
Am I the only person that realizes this is most likely a woman?
Thank you! I am 5’10 and I agree on every point.
The only drawback about the heels thing is that heels are hot and make your legs and butt look fantastic….. yet when I wear them I am about 6’3 and feel freakish.
THIS is amazing. Thank you.
I love this website. Sometimes I feel totally dysfunctional…. until I come here and read articles like this.
Tell us the story on how you ended up at the desert after dinner!
Ok I really want an honest answer. I have never watched anything Lena Dunham has ever made or been in …….but, based on her works’ popularity with our demographic, do you guys really just hate her cause she is fat?
Great writing. Great article! 10/10
I thought taking birth control makes any relationship a “spill your seed inside me” relationship.
I am just going to take the liberty of adding “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and “I Will Survive” becuase….c’mon.
I’ve noticed alot of things upset you! Stress/anxiety leads to premature aging.
I don’t know if this is also true which could have been included in the fart-smelling category: almost every guy I have ever seen reach in to scratch his balls smells his fingers afterwards……
THANK YOU! I was wondering where Florida was in all of this. Wynwood has great bars. And there are so may great tiny places and micro-breweries. The Abbey in Miami Beach is one of the latter and sometimes the owner will roast a pork Cuban style and give it to patrons for free! Also, Rosie’s in Wilton Manors has an amazing vibe and is alot of fun and they make the strongest drinks at a great price (this is a gay bar).
And the Fort Lauderdale dive bars- I can’t even remember the names, but I remember the beards and the tattooed hotties with huge chests playing darts.
I am not sure about “I really like your eyes”- that has a stalker feel to it. Definitely “you have pretty eyes” is a nice compliment that I, and any other woman I know, would appreciate.
If a guy complimented my shoes I would immediately know he is either in the closet or full of shit.
My mother reasoning: never let me watch Power Rangers because it had “diabolic looking creatures” and Pokemon becuase it was the devil and was causing children to have seizures as a result of possesion (this actually came from what Christians would call a Pastor in our church).
She was a Jehova’s Witness.
Thank you!!!!! I recently lost 75 lbs and I encountered this many times when I was heavier. Guys liked me because of my personality and loved hanging out with me and would try to hook up with me but when I hinted at something more they would get uncomfortable and back off OR many times, start to date me but NEVER take me around anyone they knew (which was horrible for my self esteem and I cut that out quick). I think they genuinely liked me but they didn’t date me becuase of their image- I live in Miami and image is a big deal. Now after I lost the weight they started to hit me up again with compliments and promises of commitment but I am glad I filtered them out as superficial pendejos.
Very insightful and always funny. You are my favorite writer on this website!
Why would you come to this website for advice? I really enjoy the humor in this website and it makes my work day semi-bearable. Please don’t ruin it with reality.
Nanners: I think you and your posts are cute. This was your funniest post I loved it 🙂