The Hunt in NJ is a pretty good post grad proxy for this, but to your point I can’t think of a single event where non-college students wake up early to get bombed and keep it in gear all the way through last call.
I forgive Citi Field for its boujee food offering because in order to get people to actually pay attention to the Mets they need to lure people with the promise of Pat LaFrieda filet mignon sandwiches (that’s a real thing, sections 139 and 415)
Then you can just tell the local ladies “I live with two roommates who treat me like I’m their kid or something. Always checking in on me and nagging constantly. Let’s just go back to your place.”
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And you’re out $60 at the end of the night which just makes it worse.
If you suddenly were on the Tour, what is the ideal sponsorship lineup on your gear?
The PGP Trifecta has got to be:
Hat – Michelob
Shirt – Hooters
Bag – Callaway
Accessory is treated severely in most courts.
I drink a bottle of wine basically every night, and I’m living my Best Life right now.
The Hunt in NJ is a pretty good post grad proxy for this, but to your point I can’t think of a single event where non-college students wake up early to get bombed and keep it in gear all the way through last call.
I forgive Citi Field for its boujee food offering because in order to get people to actually pay attention to the Mets they need to lure people with the promise of Pat LaFrieda filet mignon sandwiches (that’s a real thing, sections 139 and 415)
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Still a good move tho
Wait, do you actually read The Paris Review? That’s insufferable even by your standards.
Question you should ask yourself when getting dressed in the morning: should I wear French cuffs today?
Answer: No
We get it, you’re a wine guy
Hipsterdom died when everyone realized that pop music was actually good again
The syntax on your Chicago zinger should be “[Place]: come for the [thing], stay for the [other thing]”.
Chicago: Come for the disgusting pizza, stay for the disgusting hot dogs.
Marriage isn’t the friction point to seeing your friends, kids are the friction point
Those nootropic supplements do nothing except give you really expensive piss
Then you can just tell the local ladies “I live with two roommates who treat me like I’m their kid or something. Always checking in on me and nagging constantly. Let’s just go back to your place.”
Coffee with MCT oil. Like a gastro-rotorooter.
More like Tami Low-Rent amiright?! I’ll be here all week, tip your waitresses.
The “Why Are You Wearing My Panties On Your Head Every Time I Come Home From Work” Talk
Please don’t pull on someone’s tie if they are wearing it. My half windsor is bulletproof and I don’t need you messing with the knot.