And they’re more than likely bald, a little overweight, wearing washed jeans, black dress shoes (God knows why men pair jeans w/black shoes) and a white button down shirt (or those multicolored ones with the off colored cuffs/designs) with the cuffs rolled and 1 button too deep undone.
Loaded grillers were the best value on the menu. You’d get like 3/4 of a pound of food for $1.29. My drunken go-to on the way home from bars in college (TB was 1 block from my apt. building.)
I took the wrong set of insurance exams for my state yesterday so I had to take them over again today. Went 4/4 in 48 hours, so I’m definitely going to start drinking heavily…. if I haven’t already….
Pro tip: Always take the first stall you pass. Usually people pass on it and go to the last ones in the row for whatever reason. The first stall is usually the cleanest/least used. Whichever is closest to the door/sink etc.
Flying back from a 2 week long business trip tomorrow. Gonna be nice to be back except for Sunday being dedicated to cleaning, laundry and buying groceries…. only to relocate to said business trip’s location in 2 short weeks…. yay moving…..
I’ve had the same problem, Chuck. I’ve had spiders about 2″ across crawling around. I have black spots on my walls and ceilings from destroying them with my sperrys. Called the complex 3 times to come spray and told them these weren’t just little spiders they are huge. No luck… can’t wait to pack up and move in 2 weeks, I’m sure I’ll find some in my clothes and boxes…….
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And they’re more than likely bald, a little overweight, wearing washed jeans, black dress shoes (God knows why men pair jeans w/black shoes) and a white button down shirt (or those multicolored ones with the off colored cuffs/designs) with the cuffs rolled and 1 button too deep undone.
Can you throw a surprise birthday party for/by yourself? Asking for a friend.
Ride the wave.
And by “on the reg” I mean ever.
No shit… I’m in the middle of the damn city and I still don’t smash on the reg.
Congrats!
Loaded grillers were the best value on the menu. You’d get like 3/4 of a pound of food for $1.29. My drunken go-to on the way home from bars in college (TB was 1 block from my apt. building.)
I took the wrong set of insurance exams for my state yesterday so I had to take them over again today. Went 4/4 in 48 hours, so I’m definitely going to start drinking heavily…. if I haven’t already….
It should turn into “Things Girls Do After Marriage” next. Then baby….etc….
“Yeah, I’ll take 2 bottles of Veuve and a natty light please.”
“Taking them out to dinner in the city” and having them pay for it. PGPM?
Name checks out then.
And vice-versa… thanks “dad.”
You had it right the first time.
Source: I cleaned public restrooms as part of my summer job in college for a couple years. PGP.
Pro tip: Always take the first stall you pass. Usually people pass on it and go to the last ones in the row for whatever reason. The first stall is usually the cleanest/least used. Whichever is closest to the door/sink etc.
Flying back from a 2 week long business trip tomorrow. Gonna be nice to be back except for Sunday being dedicated to cleaning, laundry and buying groceries…. only to relocate to said business trip’s location in 2 short weeks…. yay moving…..
I’ve had the same problem, Chuck. I’ve had spiders about 2″ across crawling around. I have black spots on my walls and ceilings from destroying them with my sperrys. Called the complex 3 times to come spray and told them these weren’t just little spiders they are huge. No luck… can’t wait to pack up and move in 2 weeks, I’m sure I’ll find some in my clothes and boxes…….
wut