If a girl lied to me and I had sex with her, then later found out it was a lie, I would be flattered that someone would go as far as lying in order to coax me into. Probably more likely to then go for round 2 in all honesty.
In hoc. Also I would recommend dropping a Price Waterhouse Cooper as a fake name. most chicks have no clue what that is and think it sounds like you come from a long line of blue bloods. Don’t blame me for lying, blame yourself for believing.
If you have an ounce of respect for someone don’t cheat on them. Just end it if it’s not a good relationship and then move on. It’s not worth emotionally ruining someone just so you can flop around on someone new for 1.5 minutes before apologizing and swearing that usually doesn’t happen to you that quickly.
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Just gave him a little something with their hands.
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Duda used to love Sunday nights.
Duda used to love to make up stories about his black eye at the office.
Who still has headphone jacks these days anyway?
Nothing for Texas? Usually we’re the first target.
Just pick up a Digiorno and call it a day, whilst saving $93.59 in the process.
I stopped at rum ham. There was an obvious winner
How did Matts El Rancho not make this list?
Now you know why Hillary deleted all those emails.
If a girl lied to me and I had sex with her, then later found out it was a lie, I would be flattered that someone would go as far as lying in order to coax me into. Probably more likely to then go for round 2 in all honesty.
In hoc. Also I would recommend dropping a Price Waterhouse Cooper as a fake name. most chicks have no clue what that is and think it sounds like you come from a long line of blue bloods. Don’t blame me for lying, blame yourself for believing.
This one hit a little too close to home.
It usually doesn’t happen until your balls drop.
If I sold my company for $5 billi I would get the hell out of Dallas and I wouldn’t be caught dead in a Tesla.
This is more outrageous than the column justifying cheating yesterday. Get yourself a digiorno stuffed crust pizza and reevaluate your life Duda.
If you have an ounce of respect for someone don’t cheat on them. Just end it if it’s not a good relationship and then move on. It’s not worth emotionally ruining someone just so you can flop around on someone new for 1.5 minutes before apologizing and swearing that usually doesn’t happen to you that quickly.
Check Dillon’s basement
Light prescription problems. Damn my average vision.
She probably realized you’re a glorified bus driver and didn’t want anything to do with you.