Retired frat star turned lawyer. I put off the inevitable by doing the law school victory lap in a Big 10 college town. Happy hour enthusiast and self-proclaimed dating expert.
Yeah man, went there for law school from 2013-2016. Went to a small college close by spent a lot of time up there. You could find me at phyrst happy hour, skeller and when it’s warm at cafe. WE ARE!
Relatively speaking 1L summer isn’t all that important. I’d recommend looking around to see if any judges went to your undergrad that you could connect with directly. Try your state-level appellate courts. That’s what I did my first summer which eventually led to a gig with the Third Circuit during 2L. Every job I’ve had has been through networking so that’s key – just cold email as many attorneys in your target market that you can think of something you have in common with. Good luck, I believe in you!
This comment section right now is a sausage fest, where the ladies at to get their take on whether this is a solid move? Where’s Slayla when you need her?
Can you keep us updated on this story? If the guy gets back to you to tell you how right you were and what a disaster it was, please share. I always like a good laugh at the expense of others.
I went to law school in a college town, whenever I went out, I would always say I was a 5th year because girls scoffed at being in law school. They would look at me funny and say “you’re old!” Now I’ve since moved to the city, and when I’m out and a girl asks me what I’m doing, I’ll casually drop my profession and the results instantly different. I’m not getting laid that much, but I’m definitely getting a lot of numbers.
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Sooooo where’s The Donald’s take on all of this???
Girl needs to go away and Todd needs to date Claire, then all will be right in the universe.
When you fuck up the abbreviation for TGDAG. PGP
TGDAD: Girl breaks up with Todd.
Chronicles of Todd: Kentucky Derby Day One: Claire.
Savage
Yeah man, went there for law school from 2013-2016. Went to a small college close by spent a lot of time up there. You could find me at phyrst happy hour, skeller and when it’s warm at cafe. WE ARE!
Loving the Penn State Alumni mug in the article picture.
Relatively speaking 1L summer isn’t all that important. I’d recommend looking around to see if any judges went to your undergrad that you could connect with directly. Try your state-level appellate courts. That’s what I did my first summer which eventually led to a gig with the Third Circuit during 2L. Every job I’ve had has been through networking so that’s key – just cold email as many attorneys in your target market that you can think of something you have in common with. Good luck, I believe in you!
#TeamClaire
Jesus was celibate
The more I read your articles, the more I hate you.
Given your track record, I’m surprised you didn’t sleep with him, even if your bumble date went horribly…
Classic deFries at his finest with this one. This one made me particularly nervous. Merry Christmas, man
Are you as unbearable in person as you are in these articles?
Graduated from grad school. Starts second paragraph with “I and a friend.”
This comment section right now is a sausage fest, where the ladies at to get their take on whether this is a solid move? Where’s Slayla when you need her?
She was a babe too…
Can you keep us updated on this story? If the guy gets back to you to tell you how right you were and what a disaster it was, please share. I always like a good laugh at the expense of others.
I went to law school in a college town, whenever I went out, I would always say I was a 5th year because girls scoffed at being in law school. They would look at me funny and say “you’re old!” Now I’ve since moved to the city, and when I’m out and a girl asks me what I’m doing, I’ll casually drop my profession and the results instantly different. I’m not getting laid that much, but I’m definitely getting a lot of numbers.
Seriously great column. For some reason they always hit home for me, I can relate, keep writing, this site needs you, Madoff.