DekeDotem

Member Since 08/09/2013

Long blank stares at the ceiling before getting out of bed for work.

Post Grad Problems

Received a firm-wide email from the CEO thanking everyone for their hard work this year along with a $100 electronic gift card to Amazon. It was an internal phishing test that was his idea. PGP.

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Not remembering a single fucking thing from hometown bars last night when unsaved numbers are texting you today. PGP.

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That knowing “you’re gonna go get fucked up, aren’t you?” look from your boss when you tell him you’re taking PTO to go to Vegas. PGP.

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E-mails with To: and Cc: lines bigger than the actual message. PGP.

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New girlfriend invited me to her college reunion. Got cucked. PGP.

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My boss asked me to train the new guy. Just found out the new guy will be my new supervisor. PGP.

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Don’t trust anyone who can take a work dump in less than 8 minutes. PGP.

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Getting paid to watch basketball…not quite a PGP.

G chat is down across the country. Worst Monday ever.

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