Actually enjoying mowing your lawn. PGP.

Forgot an attachment on an email yesterday, still the butt of everyone’s joke this morning. PGP

I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

Played 18 holes yesterday and so sore today.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.

I think the other burners on my stove are jealous of front-left. PGP.