Sometimes I just sit in the bathroom and think about life. PGP.

I got to sleep in til 6:30 today.

Instinctively opening a new browser tab each time you hear someone walking your way. PGP.

Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP

Doing tricep dips on the arm rests of your chair. PGP

Being terrified when asked “What is your desired salary?” PGP

Receiving calls about donating to the university even though you haven’t finished paying them back for when you attended. PGP

In-private browsing is God’s gift to employees who have to use office computers.