Fuck horses. Anything that is 1200lbs+ and has a mind of it’s own is nothing I want to be involved with. I’d just assume spend every cent I have betting on the Cleveland Browns than have to purse that hobby.
Using AIM profiles to officially announce you locked down that 8 that flashed her whale’s tale in the front row of every class because Myspace wasn’t a thing yet.
I am digging my heels into this one, Will. I’ve built a wall of separation the likes Donald Trump would envy between my attraction to Julie’s prominent features and my hatred for her as a character. Plus, an accident in that threesome scenario would result in Coach Taylor being my kids grandfather or second father. I win all around.
I very respectfully disagree with some of these rankings as a total fanboy of FNL. I hold fast Tami/Julie #1 mom/daughter threesome fantasy. The chest in that pair is unreal. Also on #TeamTyra. She had way less baggage than Lyla and you know she was a better lay. I also cannot fathom having Coach Taylor ranked behind Buddy. If Coach Taylor is not the man you aspire to be then there is just something fundamentally wrong with you. Also, if we are giving shoutouts to the likes of Derek Bishop and the tattoo artist, you gotta put my boy Tinker in there. A boy and his pig named Annabelle, classic.
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Everyone in my high school who drove an eclipse was just a douchebag who thought they were the next Paul Walker.
Lol. A jeep enthusiast calling someone a tool.
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*self-plug*
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Puppymonkeybaby was fucking dumb. I felt the brain cells physically marching out of my skull watching that commercial.
Exercise with a stomach full of eggs benny and mimosas? Ha.
Just. Stop. You’re doing this to yourself.
That Hispanic midget was the GOAT for EVERY backyard game ever made.
Would you mind forward me that meeting invite? Sounds more like official work than my calendar block reading “Taking a shit and browsing PGP.”
Well said. An ancient art form that is truly in need of a renaissance.
Eerily accurate. I’m a scumbag.
Zoey sucks ass. But all in spite of her, New Girl is great.
You’ve just gone too far. No one uses a computer to watch Netflix anymore.
Yeah I’m seeing the trend. Her last submission was completely littered with humble brag. Not buying into it.
Yeah Good call. Especially since they delved into mentioning cereal bars when clearly the more common fake granola bar is Nutrigrain.
The mouth jokes are absolutely hysterical. God damn that is quality humor!
Fuck horses. Anything that is 1200lbs+ and has a mind of it’s own is nothing I want to be involved with. I’d just assume spend every cent I have betting on the Cleveland Browns than have to purse that hobby.
Using AIM profiles to officially announce you locked down that 8 that flashed her whale’s tale in the front row of every class because Myspace wasn’t a thing yet.
Now that is a loophole of I have ever heard of one…
I am digging my heels into this one, Will. I’ve built a wall of separation the likes Donald Trump would envy between my attraction to Julie’s prominent features and my hatred for her as a character. Plus, an accident in that threesome scenario would result in Coach Taylor being my kids grandfather or second father. I win all around.
I very respectfully disagree with some of these rankings as a total fanboy of FNL. I hold fast Tami/Julie #1 mom/daughter threesome fantasy. The chest in that pair is unreal. Also on #TeamTyra. She had way less baggage than Lyla and you know she was a better lay. I also cannot fathom having Coach Taylor ranked behind Buddy. If Coach Taylor is not the man you aspire to be then there is just something fundamentally wrong with you. Also, if we are giving shoutouts to the likes of Derek Bishop and the tattoo artist, you gotta put my boy Tinker in there. A boy and his pig named Annabelle, classic.