Slightly off topic but I always wondered why I never heard “Too Close” by Next in my adulthood events, mainly weddings and then I find out the song is literally about boners. I have no idea how I missed that for all those years. So yeah, I’ve been the dude requesting the boner song at all my friends weddings. No wonder the DJs never have the track……
It takes a certain skill set to be able to drink as an adult. It’s all about the proper balance between intoxication and remaining functional. Sometimes I just want to see how many beers I can drink but I have to tell myself no, you’ll just act weird in front of the kids, your wife won’t do that thing you like, and you’ll be passed out by 9:45.
Every time someone asks me to go to the Biltmore I ask them how much they’d pay to come visit my house, yep exactly. I’m not paying money to go oooh and ahhhh at someones house.
Got absolutely no problem polishing off a tall PBR but I won’t lie and tell you my two favorite summer brews don’t involve either watermelons or blood oranges.
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Slightly off topic but I always wondered why I never heard “Too Close” by Next in my adulthood events, mainly weddings and then I find out the song is literally about boners. I have no idea how I missed that for all those years. So yeah, I’ve been the dude requesting the boner song at all my friends weddings. No wonder the DJs never have the track……
Return of the Mack is timeless
How about Ace Ventura?
Superbad
Twister
A League of Their Own
It takes a certain skill set to be able to drink as an adult. It’s all about the proper balance between intoxication and remaining functional. Sometimes I just want to see how many beers I can drink but I have to tell myself no, you’ll just act weird in front of the kids, your wife won’t do that thing you like, and you’ll be passed out by 9:45.
Yes and it is our duty at 80s babies to pound until we drown
Wonder how her BF feels about her box munching ordeal now?
I’ve seen Hostel part 1 and part 2 so I think i’ll pass on your lodging recommendations
I’ve got The Wire at #1, BB a close second
So much for freedom of speech…..
Every time someone asks me to go to the Biltmore I ask them how much they’d pay to come visit my house, yep exactly. I’m not paying money to go oooh and ahhhh at someones house.
Got absolutely no problem polishing off a tall PBR but I won’t lie and tell you my two favorite summer brews don’t involve either watermelons or blood oranges.
crack whores whore crack sounds more like a dark stout
Only 2 more years til TS4
God bless Larry David
I prefer to eat dessert in a disgustingly gluttonous manner from the comfort of my own couch.
There are exceptions to this, such as blackberry cobbler, certain types of cheesecake etc. etc.
Eli was actually really friggin good at baseball in HS. Then again, most professional athletes kicked ass at every sport they played in HS
Gotta say Hardees Jalapeno Thickburger is probably my #1 all time. The Santa Fe sauce takes it to another level.
My next dog will be named Hodor. That way when I yell to get his attention i’ll just sound like Hodor talking.
Have a nice holiday weekend PGD, steer clear of those nets