Mountain creeks over everything. Let me break it down for you
All you need is a plastic chair and some beer. Build a dam to create your own pool and you’re set. Where is the water the purest? Mountain creeks. Where will you find sick jumping spots off cliffs into deep water holes that some have rumored to have never resurfaced from? Mountain creeks. Trying to get your crawfish collection up? Mouintain creeks? Trying to give your sack a little freeze? Mountain Creeks? Where else can you explore as much shit? Nowhere. It’s like a bathtub full of cold water and natures legos (rocks). The possibilities are endless. Sure, the water is only suitable for like 4 weeks out of the year but for those 4 weeks there ain’t nothing better than being knee deep in a mountain creek. Want more excitement? That creek likely leads to a river filled with fresh trout and the option to go tubing or kayaking or even white water rafting.
Always have one more beer/shot when you’re in College, always take the opportunity to do something out of the ordinary, and lastly, burn all of your Abercrombie and Fitch clothing, immediately.
I feel like people who have snakes as pets are just really addicted to the idea of potentially being bitten/attacked deep down. However, a family relative of mine trapped an eastern diamondback and kept it as a pet one time but I think that just stemmed from pure stupidity thinking he was capable of keeping a deadly serpent
Synthetic marijuana strikes again. I swear, you could tell people a chilled shot of snake venom would make them trip and they’d put it back before you even finished the sentence
If your future son is right handed, tie his right arm behind his back and force him to become a lefty. Lefties only need 90-92 mph velocity (and some wicked off speed stuff) while righties need to project around mid 90s to have a legit chance (unless he’s the next Wakefield)
Another note – all 5’10 180 lbs of Billy Wagner broke his right arm twice when he was a kid, learned to throw left handed and earned about 92 mil throwing 100 mph
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Definitely my top football movie. Charlie Tweeder was a legend
A League of Their Own
Madonna was still hot and Tom Hanks was the best manager ever
FNL thrived once it finally rolled Streets wheelchair off set
Season 2s have a history. Season 2 of the Wire was the worst of that series as well
It’s better in the long run. It prevents unnecessary feelings that result in regrettable actions when the end of the story has already been written.
“It’s better to burn out than to fade away” Neil Young
Mountain creeks over everything. Let me break it down for you
All you need is a plastic chair and some beer. Build a dam to create your own pool and you’re set. Where is the water the purest? Mountain creeks. Where will you find sick jumping spots off cliffs into deep water holes that some have rumored to have never resurfaced from? Mountain creeks. Trying to get your crawfish collection up? Mouintain creeks? Trying to give your sack a little freeze? Mountain Creeks? Where else can you explore as much shit? Nowhere. It’s like a bathtub full of cold water and natures legos (rocks). The possibilities are endless. Sure, the water is only suitable for like 4 weeks out of the year but for those 4 weeks there ain’t nothing better than being knee deep in a mountain creek. Want more excitement? That creek likely leads to a river filled with fresh trout and the option to go tubing or kayaking or even white water rafting.
Vending machines, the quiet killers of the new millennia
Yeah, I’m not giving up this kind of information unless I get a face-to-face request for it from someone who is capable of firing me if I refuse.
Having to convince someone to watch GOT feels like having to convince a friend to sleep with a 10 that he’ll never have a chance with again.
Letter to my high school self,
Always have one more beer/shot when you’re in College, always take the opportunity to do something out of the ordinary, and lastly, burn all of your Abercrombie and Fitch clothing, immediately.
I feel like people who have snakes as pets are just really addicted to the idea of potentially being bitten/attacked deep down. However, a family relative of mine trapped an eastern diamondback and kept it as a pet one time but I think that just stemmed from pure stupidity thinking he was capable of keeping a deadly serpent
Synthetic marijuana strikes again. I swear, you could tell people a chilled shot of snake venom would make them trip and they’d put it back before you even finished the sentence
Forgetting basic math. PGP
I just slept for 45 minutes in my car in the parking lot. #SummerGoals
Only if you’re retired and can afford AC
Surprised CBS/NCAA didn’t make it. While they were spending two hours jerking themselves off someone leaked the actual bracket onto Twitter
Dorn looks like a man I hate, but damn if I don’t respect him
This song is old as hell and I still feel the need to get hype as hell when the intro comes on
I ate a pot brownie one time and spent 4 hours throwing footballs at seagulls on the beach.
If your future son is right handed, tie his right arm behind his back and force him to become a lefty. Lefties only need 90-92 mph velocity (and some wicked off speed stuff) while righties need to project around mid 90s to have a legit chance (unless he’s the next Wakefield)
Another note – all 5’10 180 lbs of Billy Wagner broke his right arm twice when he was a kid, learned to throw left handed and earned about 92 mil throwing 100 mph