11. Especially when your snake of a friend accuses you of cheating on the spelling test in 3rd grade. That should have been my Pizza Hut coupon, Jesse, you piece of shit.
Be careful with day trading. It’s hella risky and a lot of firms/banks will typically require you to trade on a margin account which can require up to $25K from you.
1. My genie be like the genie from Aladdin who had too big of an ego and would grant me wishes that don’t technically count as wishes just to prove he could it.
2. Todd break-up with Girl.
3. Twenty billion in liquid form, taxes already paid.
New tattoo tonight, haircut tomorrow, and date #3 with new gal followed up by some pizza and football at my buddy’s new place. This weekend is coming up Cube.
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It shouldn’t take 2 hours to receive a happy birthday, OB. Happy Birthday
What if he is writing that much and they just choose not to publish them all…?
Well that’s disappointing to hear.
Uh oh.
I take that back. Recent article says it could take anywhere from 6-9 months just to get over legal hurdles to allow regulations to go into effect.
11. Especially when your snake of a friend accuses you of cheating on the spelling test in 3rd grade. That should have been my Pizza Hut coupon, Jesse, you piece of shit.
Throw some corn futures in that account.
Be careful with day trading. It’s hella risky and a lot of firms/banks will typically require you to trade on a margin account which can require up to $25K from you.
Born Feb 29th?
Well… what was the line?
Take my up vote. Apparently not every guy here understands a good haircut can make a huge difference with the females.
Having a border birthday and having two different horoscopes to choose from. PGPM
1. My genie be like the genie from Aladdin who had too big of an ego and would grant me wishes that don’t technically count as wishes just to prove he could it.
2. Todd break-up with Girl.
3. Twenty billion in liquid form, taxes already paid.
“Yeah, we headed back to my place and *looks left, looks right* she totally kool-aided me.”
A historically accurate Pocahontas and Mulan would not make very appropriate children’s movies.
Why invite someone out when you’re not free all weekend? That’s a garbage move on Blair’s part.
Says the guy who asked about changing his username.
Eifert marks the second TE I’ve lost in 4 weeks.
New tattoo tonight, haircut tomorrow, and date #3 with new gal followed up by some pizza and football at my buddy’s new place. This weekend is coming up Cube.
If you use that photo on your resume…yes