CMV: Really plan out the date so it seems like you’re just winging it the whole time. Meet up at the local favorite for a few drinks, then suggest stopping by the taco hole in the wall followed up by the new Belgian beer spot. Finally, tell her you have a party to throw in a few weeks and need help making a new cocktail. You’ll have her eating out of your hand.
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CMV: Really plan out the date so it seems like you’re just winging it the whole time. Meet up at the local favorite for a few drinks, then suggest stopping by the taco hole in the wall followed up by the new Belgian beer spot. Finally, tell her you have a party to throw in a few weeks and need help making a new cocktail. You’ll have her eating out of your hand.
Duda: Get an air mattress.
If you’re moving in two months, which means you and Jack, will not be in a relationship in two months, where exactly is the predicament?
Go get yourself some free shipping.
We’re bringing Jar Jar Binks back
The high is -10 on Sunday. I’m not leaving the house.
Pro Tip this NYE: Download the app “Surge.” It will show you exactly what the surge pricing is in your vicinity and where to go for zero surge/less.
Bingo and fried chicken. Doing New Years right.
This is really turning into something. Well done, sir.
6. Threesome with Jack and Leo.
Beer & Pizza. Works 60% of the time, every time.
I would say having 11 days off and bouncing back between CA and FL qualifies as big plans.
Almost cried a little. Hats off, good sir.
He was honest, but he went about communicating it in the most misunderstanding way.
Most condoms don’t go all the way down to the base of the shaft, so a cock ring may not do too much. Coming from someone who does have a penis.
That damn bow requirement, am I right?
If Taylor Momsen reprises her role as Cindy Lou Who, 10000% on board.
Ended up switching to green tea because of the quality of our office coffee.
#TeamKaren
That’s not at all how you spell Menudo.
Easily could have just kicked a field goal and gone into overtime.