We need to get over the whole stereotype of being a bar “regular.” We’re not alcoholics, we go to work and work hard everyday, and most of us have pretty stable lives. There is no shame in paying patronage to a bar which has fairly good food and drinks with good specials. Another terrific article by such a talented writer, nay, an artist of the English language. I would gladly join you for a beer and wings someday, but no blue cheese? That’s slightly disappointing.
Easy there, we’re taking about Kara standards, not those of Will, Crash, Shibb, or anybody else capable of writing an article which doesn’t immediately depress all those who made the mistake of reading it. So let’s just be fair about it.
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We don’t take MDMA/Molly anymore. Grow up Peter Pan.
But, but, but AP?
I use it to add some flavor to the sauce, but its very much a balancing act.
We need to get over the whole stereotype of being a bar “regular.” We’re not alcoholics, we go to work and work hard everyday, and most of us have pretty stable lives. There is no shame in paying patronage to a bar which has fairly good food and drinks with good specials. Another terrific article by such a talented writer, nay, an artist of the English language. I would gladly join you for a beer and wings someday, but no blue cheese? That’s slightly disappointing.
Rid yourself of this strife Bernie, I’ll make it up to you.
Well this is awkward…
I see. Well I’ll just go ahead and “meh” myself and sit in the corner for a few minutes.
I thought only the single guys went in for the garter toss?
Easy there, we’re taking about Kara standards, not those of Will, Crash, Shibb, or anybody else capable of writing an article which doesn’t immediately depress all those who made the mistake of reading it. So let’s just be fair about it.
Who gives a shit how you met?
I drafted Luck and Romo.
Clever Girl
Dear Kendra,
Stop sending me these letters. It’s getting creepy and my wife doesn’t appreciate it.
-Postmate.
Maybe she’ll own destroying her and Shibb’s relationship, but probably not.
Is there ever joy to be had in Philadelphia?
I’m not sure how much hope you should have after that display by the Eagles last night.
Opening said bar only to call Jon Taffer 2 years later.
Just shut up
Not as bad as “I love you too?” though.
“How dare he move on before me?! It’s only been like 5 years!”