Here’s what you do; sleep with her, but purposely try to make it terrible. As in the worst sex she has ever had. Make it super awkward, and she’ll never want to come back over.
It’s not about a desire to be a celebrity. It’s about showing people that you are in fact, human, and are willing to laugh at yourself. Go outside and get some air, man.
Let’s maybe not make this so political, and just laugh at the quality of the satire. We’ve got enough shit to deal with, we don’t need people arguing politics on this site.
Hey Will, I know you may be following them because it’s part of your job to stay on top of these kinds of things, and I’m not razzing you because I understand that we all have our marching orders from the top, but in all honesty, why should we care about these girls? They’re the prime example of why our generation gets such a bad reputation. And again, not trying to hate on you, but if you don’t have to, don’t validate these morons by giving them any attention.
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You feeling ok?
You’d be surprised how much money you start to save when you minimize human interaction.
Works every time
Here’s what you do; sleep with her, but purposely try to make it terrible. As in the worst sex she has ever had. Make it super awkward, and she’ll never want to come back over.
Found the guy from Charlotte…
It’s not about a desire to be a celebrity. It’s about showing people that you are in fact, human, and are willing to laugh at yourself. Go outside and get some air, man.
Let’s maybe not make this so political, and just laugh at the quality of the satire. We’ve got enough shit to deal with, we don’t need people arguing politics on this site.
“I’m from Brooklyn, we don’t pop in Brooklyn.”
Port or Star?
Pablo?
Rookie mistake. Everyone knows the first pitch of your career should be chin music.
Well, life was fun while it lasted.
It’s not worth your time, man.
Hey Will, I know you may be following them because it’s part of your job to stay on top of these kinds of things, and I’m not razzing you because I understand that we all have our marching orders from the top, but in all honesty, why should we care about these girls? They’re the prime example of why our generation gets such a bad reputation. And again, not trying to hate on you, but if you don’t have to, don’t validate these morons by giving them any attention.
“Don’t I know you…?” -Oh yeah, we uh, I think we had Sociology together freshmen year.
Still throwing on after-shave despite never having to shave. PGPM
Two weeks of vacation for every year you go without having a kid.
I’m leaning toward the latter.
That’s one of those situations where you just go to a D1 school and play intramurals. Zero pressure, minimal time commitment, and fun as hell.