Just a heads up, if you work for a bank or brokerage firm, don’t use Robin Hood. You’ll have an internal investigation for insider trading. Not that I experienced that last week…
I don’t understand how people are still getting overdraft fees. When you’re in college, it might make sense, we’re all piss-poor. But once you graduate and have a relatively OK paying job, what the fuck are they spending their money on?
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You had me at ‘peacefully do copious amounts of drugs.’
The hot single girls we’re referring to can’t afford anything. But you can bet your ass her daddy can.
Yeah I’m walking away from this one.
So you say
We tend to not like coaches who don’t know the rules very well. Weird, right?
And then we get a George spin-off
*true, shit.
Well, we were always taught that dreams can come too…
No, just trying to keep you out of jail.
That’ll happen when you’re the only bull in the pasture.
Flip phone. Boom, problem solved. That or just give her a walkie-talkie.
At least we don’t have to worry about being attracted to them.
I think your lemon of a Jeep is helping you out with that.
No, it was a different Allison.
People who leave their blinkers on while driving on the highway. Are you fucking changing lanes or not?
I really, really want this to be true.
Just a heads up, if you work for a bank or brokerage firm, don’t use Robin Hood. You’ll have an internal investigation for insider trading. Not that I experienced that last week…
$175, coming in hot!
The $1200 worth of “luxury toilet paper” isn’t on there. I don’t know about you, but I would love to wipe my ass with a cloud.
I don’t understand how people are still getting overdraft fees. When you’re in college, it might make sense, we’re all piss-poor. But once you graduate and have a relatively OK paying job, what the fuck are they spending their money on?