Cube-A-Saurus 9 years ago on 15 People Guaranteed To Ruin The Party As I do recall, you’re never too old to “boot ‘n rally.” Take that high horse of yours and run off into the sunset. 105 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Cube-A-Saurus 9 years ago on What If The NFL Combine Was A Competition To Be My Boyfriend? Michelle throws up in my car, and Michelle is no longer allowed in said car. 47 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Cube-A-Saurus 9 years ago on You'll Probably Die Alone If You Use Poor Grammar Good/well physically pains me 21 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Cube-A-Saurus 9 years ago on My Kid Won't Play Football Because All The Money Is On The Mound Grinding is a style of dance, right? 24 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Cube-A-Saurus 9 years ago on My Kid Won't Play Football Because All The Money Is On The Mound Long snapper or Punter. Nobody hits you nor expects you to hit anyone else. 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Cube-A-Saurus 9 years ago on Stop Wearing Bow Ties To Work I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma, winters were great, summers were just a bit too much. 22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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As I do recall, you’re never too old to “boot ‘n rally.” Take that high horse of yours and run off into the sunset.
These kinds of things never happen in Minnesota. Fuck this, I’m relocating to Chicago.
Substitute Facebook for group texts, and this is my dad. Never should have given him an iPhone.
That would be rough to recover from ego-wise.
Having to be told you don’t. PGP
Michelle throws up in my car, and Michelle is no longer allowed in said car.
Next year, I think we need articles breaking down each round.
Dangerous stuff that sex thing.
Yeah but those yoga pants
Good/well physically pains me
Getting laughed at when you ask what kind of specials they have
Nor should they touch you. That scarred me as a 5 year-old.
*Starts researching grad schools the next morning.
Are we in the same office?
“It’s jeans Friday, not causal Friday. We’re a respectable company.”
Grinding is a style of dance, right?
Long snapper or Punter. Nobody hits you nor expects you to hit anyone else.
Well that and drinking beer of course. Gotta stay hydrated.
I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma, winters were great, summers were just a bit too much.
We can’t go outside and haven’t seen the sun since November, so yeah, we’re a bit cranky.