I did this junior year of college (fucking stupid, I know). The only real difficult part is St. Paddy’s Day. If you can jump that hurdle, it’s not all that bad.
Not on hook ups. You gotta wrap it up the first few times until you know you’re her only piece of ass. I don’t need to be catching whatever Charlie Clapp has.
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I did this junior year of college (fucking stupid, I know). The only real difficult part is St. Paddy’s Day. If you can jump that hurdle, it’s not all that bad.
Not on hook ups. You gotta wrap it up the first few times until you know you’re her only piece of ass. I don’t need to be catching whatever Charlie Clapp has.
Being a Sooners fan. PGP
Being late to work because you slipped in the shower trying to have morning sex. PGP
Sup?
Like I’ve said earlier, not a full deck.
That would be my mom and my sister’s hockey career. Fortunately she’s playing D-1, but was definitely the “star child” of the family.
Wait, so now we can’t touch or ask her? What the hell, man?
Get pics. I think we could help your predicament.
Pizza in a bowl…?
I feel like you could have a lot of fun with this.
Seems like every situation in the office is a lose-lose.
Touché
But how often will they feel the joy of a Friday Happy Hour the day you received a bonus you probably didn’t deserve?
Jim Webb, duh.
You gotta be patient with these kinds of things. Let the mortgage breathe a little before committing arson and insurance fraud.
Found Will’s inspiration for TGDAG
Todd gets out, Tripp slides right back in.
“I don’t understand satire.” That’s you.
“It’s like Tinder, but you know, nobody’s going to ask you to sit on their face.”