This guy sounds like he has low self esteem and needs to be kicked in the balls. Leave him before you waste any more time being with someone so terrible.
When I first saw the title I forgot what I was reading and thought to myself, “how could there possibly be enough about taking a photo for an entire column?”….. then I remembered what I was reading and thought to myself, “yep, makes sense….”
I’ve gotten sick of people thinking they can have an opinion on why my husband and I don’t have kids. Therefore, I’ve decided that when somebody starts sharing his/her opinions I’m just going to bust out in tears and tell them I’m barren. Too far?
Had a hungover brunch last weekend at a place across from a gym where I could see people working out through the windows. I wanted to vomit everywhere just watching them. I’ll pass.
My brother and sister in law got married at Butterfield Country Club and did the same thing, except someone just walked in with a crap ton of McD’s bags and dumped them out on a table. I woke up the next morning with 3 cheeseburgers in my purse.
When people talk about their kids I like to compare my dogs to the kids and see how long it takes for them to get pissed off and tell me how much more difficult kids are than dogs.
My New Year’s Eve was spent listening to every other woman at the party talk about her kids for hours while my husband and the dads hung out in the basement playing darts and listening to music.
Consider this a request for married friends with no kids in Indianapolis. I refuse to have kids just for something to talk about with my friends.
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1. Add canned skyline chili and hot sauce to the mac and cheese
2. Microwaved cheese quesadilla smothered in sour cream
I was really hoping it was going to be an application completed by Girl… so bummed.
This guy sounds like he has low self esteem and needs to be kicked in the balls. Leave him before you waste any more time being with someone so terrible.
But why do you put your drink down?
When I first saw the title I forgot what I was reading and thought to myself, “how could there possibly be enough about taking a photo for an entire column?”….. then I remembered what I was reading and thought to myself, “yep, makes sense….”
Getting ready to head into a 2 hour meeting to teach an old guy Excel. Prayers are appreciated.
I’ve gotten sick of people thinking they can have an opinion on why my husband and I don’t have kids. Therefore, I’ve decided that when somebody starts sharing his/her opinions I’m just going to bust out in tears and tell them I’m barren. Too far?
I’m a girl who works in QA and finds Creed Bratton to be hilarious. Does that help ease your mind?
My husband’s go-to is a quick light tap and then the statement “slapping titties is my game”.
In what psychotic world is Adderall not acceptable in the workplace?
Had a hungover brunch last weekend at a place across from a gym where I could see people working out through the windows. I wanted to vomit everywhere just watching them. I’ll pass.
I need it to hide all my stolen supplies. I love stealing things.
Also midnight pepperoni breadsticks (aka: roni dongs) from Kilroy’s (for those IU folks out there).
My brother and sister in law got married at Butterfield Country Club and did the same thing, except someone just walked in with a crap ton of McD’s bags and dumped them out on a table. I woke up the next morning with 3 cheeseburgers in my purse.
The first thing my husband said when we started planning was, “open bar-no negotiation”. We started there with the budget and never looked back.
Taco casserole nom nom nom
Tell me more about this “flash meeting”…
What else am I supposed to buy wine based off of?
When people talk about their kids I like to compare my dogs to the kids and see how long it takes for them to get pissed off and tell me how much more difficult kids are than dogs.
My New Year’s Eve was spent listening to every other woman at the party talk about her kids for hours while my husband and the dads hung out in the basement playing darts and listening to music.
Consider this a request for married friends with no kids in Indianapolis. I refuse to have kids just for something to talk about with my friends.