The seamless transition from coffee to alcohol. #PGP

The amount of estrogen envy in the office every time flowers are delivered #PGP

Canceled lunch plans with friends so I could nap instead. PGP.

Still waiting on that Christmas bonus. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.