Train him as a kicker/punter too. Long snapper is great but you do have to have some build. If your son ends up being 5’8″ and a buck-sixty he won’t be playing long snapper.
I set a first date with a girl for the 13th this year. It was totally unintentional, I didn’t even think about it being the day before V-Day. On the radio today they were talking about how a lot of people will be going out on the 13th and now I’m freaking out a little.
Fajitas are vastly overrated. While I don’t share Dillon’s hatred of them they are definitely not at the top of my list. An enchilada may not garner as may likes on Instagram but that’s not what food is about. Food is about the satisfaction you feel in your stomach, not the satisfaction you feel from your phone. #TeamEnchilada
That’s true but the HOF has also pledged to not allow any on the MLB ban list into the HOF. So unless they go back on that, the ban effectively keeps him out. At the very least it’s a barrier that needs to be overcome if he’s going to be inducted.
I dunno, I’ve kind of always just hit the double space bar after a text. It just seemed natural to end my sentences with a period because, well, grammar.
Looking forward to this series every Wednesday is just about the only thing getting me though my first semester of law school. But goddammit, deFries, the cliffhangers are killing me.
It really is fucked up. I would seriously consider looking into the trademark implications of this. It’s probably small consolation but I think I speak for the majority of the readers on this site when I say we all really enjoy and appreciate your work. Best of luck in getting this resolved.
Alternatively, if women are generally discriminated against in employment then a job listing preferring women is actually a positive. This is really just a company full of feminists trying to fix social injustices.
I know exactly the feeling. The only thing worse than the constant questions is your aunt trying to set you up with every “really sweet girl!” (Read: whale) in the tri-state area.
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Train him as a kicker/punter too. Long snapper is great but you do have to have some build. If your son ends up being 5’8″ and a buck-sixty he won’t be playing long snapper.
I hear they hang people in Alabama for other reasons….
Law school?
I set a first date with a girl for the 13th this year. It was totally unintentional, I didn’t even think about it being the day before V-Day. On the radio today they were talking about how a lot of people will be going out on the 13th and now I’m freaking out a little.
Call in sick tomorrow and Friday and binge watch it through Sunday. You won’t regret it.
Fajitas are vastly overrated. While I don’t share Dillon’s hatred of them they are definitely not at the top of my list. An enchilada may not garner as may likes on Instagram but that’s not what food is about. Food is about the satisfaction you feel in your stomach, not the satisfaction you feel from your phone. #TeamEnchilada
You stay away from those dogs Little Asian Boy. Puppies are pets, not food!
Can we just cut the bullshit and make a “Best of Will deFries: 2015?”
Will, all we want for Christmas from you is an extra TGDAG article.
That’s true but the HOF has also pledged to not allow any on the MLB ban list into the HOF. So unless they go back on that, the ban effectively keeps him out. At the very least it’s a barrier that needs to be overcome if he’s going to be inducted.
MLB: put Pete Rose in the goddamn hall of fame. If for no other reason, do so we can stop having this conversation over and over again every year.
Andy Dalton had a shitty weekend too. But he’s a soulless ginger so he doesn’t count.
I dunno, I’ve kind of always just hit the double space bar after a text. It just seemed natural to end my sentences with a period because, well, grammar.
I feel like this should have been a lot funnier that it actually was.
Looking forward to this series every Wednesday is just about the only thing getting me though my first semester of law school. But goddammit, deFries, the cliffhangers are killing me.
It really is fucked up. I would seriously consider looking into the trademark implications of this. It’s probably small consolation but I think I speak for the majority of the readers on this site when I say we all really enjoy and appreciate your work. Best of luck in getting this resolved.
Alternatively, if women are generally discriminated against in employment then a job listing preferring women is actually a positive. This is really just a company full of feminists trying to fix social injustices.
Literally gave me the Scaries on a Wednesday. It’s gonna be a tough rest of the week.
I know exactly the feeling. The only thing worse than the constant questions is your aunt trying to set you up with every “really sweet girl!” (Read: whale) in the tri-state area.
I’m glad you recognize the problem. But seriously, I basically only click on articles by you and Caroline anymore.