My last name is Cotton and it’s difficult to express how much I hate that Dodgeball quote or how many people have said it to me, thinking they’re the funniest person in the world.
I read this while sitting in my car during the bar exam lunch break. Really wish that I had had someone like Timothee to motivate me to study for the exam like Girl has to study that binder.
Two things: (1) I do not live in one of those states, although I used to; and (2) I am a proud graduate of the University of Alabama. Words are hurtful.
This weekend I went to my girlfriend’s parents house for a cookout with her extended family. My girlfriend and I met on Hinge.
When we got there, I realized that I had matched and chatted with her cousin a few months before we started dating — thankfully, we never went out. Later, my girlfriend told me that she had marched and chatted with her cousin’s boyfriend before she met me. This wasn’t brought up during the cookout, but it was clear that everyone remembered and it was a little weird.
Truth be told, I haven’t read your article yet. But the answer is “no.”
This weekend is my last weekend of freedom before bar prep starts. I will get aggressively drunk and will probably (definitely) have an awful case of the Sunday Scaries.
When I read the title my dumb brain thought people were getting contacts (for their eyes) with emojis on them. And it really didn’t surprise me. Emojis in phone contacts is nothing.
This is very true. I was definitely an obnoxious 2L. But now I’m a 3L. Yesterday, I got cold called and had to inform the professor that I didn’t know the answer because I didn’t read. In fact, I don’t even own the book. I was also too lazy to Quimbee it. What a difference a year makes.
Jared, I’ve tried at least a dozen times to abandon the Bengals. I’ve tried being a Saints, Chiefs, and even a goddamn Lions fan. I’ve never been able to do it, I keep going back to the Bengals. If you could teach me how to be such a traitor I would appreciate it. Thanks in advance.
I 100% agree with you. I’ve been saying this for years and I’m glad to know there are like-minded individuals out there. Just because of this, I’m gonna get wasted and eat McDonalds tonight.
In high school I worked at a McDonald’s and my favorite people were the ones that would get super pissed and say “I’m never coming back to McDonalds again!” Only to be back two days later.
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I passed the bar exam! Getting really drunk!
My last name is Cotton and it’s difficult to express how much I hate that Dodgeball quote or how many people have said it to me, thinking they’re the funniest person in the world.
I read this while sitting in my car during the bar exam lunch break. Really wish that I had had someone like Timothee to motivate me to study for the exam like Girl has to study that binder.
Taking the bar exam next Tuesday and Wednesday. So my weekend will be filled with last minute prep, flashcards, and maybe (definitely) some crying.
Two things: (1) I do not live in one of those states, although I used to; and (2) I am a proud graduate of the University of Alabama. Words are hurtful.
This weekend I went to my girlfriend’s parents house for a cookout with her extended family. My girlfriend and I met on Hinge.
When we got there, I realized that I had matched and chatted with her cousin a few months before we started dating — thankfully, we never went out. Later, my girlfriend told me that she had marched and chatted with her cousin’s boyfriend before she met me. This wasn’t brought up during the cookout, but it was clear that everyone remembered and it was a little weird.
Truth be told, I haven’t read your article yet. But the answer is “no.”
This weekend is my last weekend of freedom before bar prep starts. I will get aggressively drunk and will probably (definitely) have an awful case of the Sunday Scaries.
T’s & P’s are appreciated.
Pam sucks. I’m 100% Team Karen. Go ahead and downvote me into oblivion. Deep down, you know I’m right.
When I read the title my dumb brain thought people were getting contacts (for their eyes) with emojis on them. And it really didn’t surprise me. Emojis in phone contacts is nothing.
This is very true. I was definitely an obnoxious 2L. But now I’m a 3L. Yesterday, I got cold called and had to inform the professor that I didn’t know the answer because I didn’t read. In fact, I don’t even own the book. I was also too lazy to Quimbee it. What a difference a year makes.
Especially in Alabama
Jared, I’ve tried at least a dozen times to abandon the Bengals. I’ve tried being a Saints, Chiefs, and even a goddamn Lions fan. I’ve never been able to do it, I keep going back to the Bengals. If you could teach me how to be such a traitor I would appreciate it. Thanks in advance.
I’ll never forgot walking out of my Civ Pro exam and thinking “wow, I can’t believe Erie Doctrine wasn’t on the exam.” Spoiler alert: it was.
I’m just sad that I won’t get @realdonaldtrump’s analysis anymore.
Except on Sunday
I 100% agree with you. I’ve been saying this for years and I’m glad to know there are like-minded individuals out there. Just because of this, I’m gonna get wasted and eat McDonalds tonight.
What a time to be alive.
According to my ex-girlfriends, all of my break-ups are my fault.
I listen to Joe Rogan while running and it’s honestly 10x better than music. You get so into the podcast you forget how fucking terrible running is.
In high school I worked at a McDonald’s and my favorite people were the ones that would get super pissed and say “I’m never coming back to McDonalds again!” Only to be back two days later.