Leaving a baseball bat by the printer that never works just to see if someone will bite. PGP.

CC’ing coworkers on emails completely unrelated to their jobs just to throw them off. PGP.

Older coworkers that still don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” PGP.

Coming back from a business trip and having a smaller, less comfortable chair at your desk. PGP.

Everyone forgetting who you are following your return from a long business trip. PGP.

People immediately assuming you work in a remedial sales position because you’re a recent graduate. PGP.

Bringing headphones to the restroom so you can maintain solitude if someone begins to destroy the stall next to you. PGP.

Finally trading in your backpack for a briefcase. PGP.

When the office copy machine is older than you. PGP.