Not being able to afford the product your company sells. PGP.

Waiting for your boss to say, “You can go home early today” despite the fact that you know it’s never going to happen. PGP.

Thinking of a way to get out of the company Christmas party so your significant other doesn’t have to meet the people you work with. PGP.

Walking out of the bathroom and awkwardly trying to explain to a coworker that smell was already there before you. PGP.