Having a significantly better lifestyle while away on a business trip. PGP.

Shamelessly taking any and all handouts offered to you while visiting family back home. PGP.

Continuously finding ways to big time hourly-paid coworkers to make you feel like you have some sort of authority in the office. PGP.

Older coworkers unloading their frustrations about how young you are when HR isn’t in the office. PGP.

Strategically planning layovers that allow you just enough time to hit the bar for a couple of drinks on the company card. PGP.

Using your phone as a hotspot for your laptop so you can stay off IT’s monitoring system and freely browse the web. PGP.

Coworkers who don’t understand that “headphones in” is the international office symbol for “leave me alone.” PGP.

The judgmental looks of spite you get when you drop off an expense report at Accounts Payable. PGP.

Getting spot-swooped by your boss in the parking lot and not being able to do anything about it. PGP.

Immediately deleting the company’s e-news letter because you simply don’t care. PGP.