Received an anonymous complaint that I talk about sports too much….

Every week is like finals week. PGP.

Birthday dinner at Applebees. PGP.

The closest thing I have to a man cave is the handicapped stall in the secret office bathroom. PGP.

My financial adviser described my drinking habit as “financially irresponsible.” PGP.

I moved to Omaha today. PGP.

Some lady at work is talking about her biopsy in the break room. Size, thickness, color, circumference. PGP.

We hired a hot girl. Oh god, we hired a hot girl. PGP.

Actually using condoms. PGP.

Wade Boggs drinking more in one flight than I can drink in a weekend. PGP.