Have no complaints on any light beer other than Miller Lite. One because they spell it Lite and two because it tastes like a raccoon pissed on a mouse nest in an old hollowed out log then sat for a few weeks.
I can agree, the Philli roll is not a premier roll. HOWEVER!! It does have its place as an Americanized roll. Pounding bullshit sushi hungover can definitely build a guy back up.
Sex in the early stages of a Rosie O’Donnell sized hangover is a great way to tell yourself, “Everything is OK..” Nothing better to sooth those Sunday Scaries.
Watch a kid go ass over tea kettle and crack his head open playing Red Rover. Did the teachers tell us to stop? no…all part of growing up. I went to a private catholic school at that. Sad how soft things are getting.
What if I told you that you could leave all your worries behind and hang out with Lizzie tonight? Does that sound like something you might be interested in??
I’ve actually been on a gym date before. There were a few differences, 1.) I knew this person for at least couple months before this couples workout occurred. 2.) We didn’t do the same workout because I couldn’t stomach the possibility that she may have been stronger than me. AND most importantly 3.) We had plans to meet at her place following the workout to make dinner. In conclusion, had sex. Would recommend following this recipe. One con however, whole date took about 5 hours. Can get to be lengthy if you find your not that into the person.
Once indulged in some of Taco Bells finest alone, brownout, at noon, on a Saturday. After I’d had my fill I calming walked to the bathroom, puked on everything in sight. To put a bow on the day I went and ordered more Bell for later.
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Never thought I’d say this, but good take Duda.
PS – I bet you’re trash on the court.
So happy Power Moves are back!
Can attest to this. My poor mother has no clue what to order if they don’t have Michelob. Great lake beer.
Have no complaints on any light beer other than Miller Lite. One because they spell it Lite and two because it tastes like a raccoon pissed on a mouse nest in an old hollowed out log then sat for a few weeks.
Minnesota lake life over a pool 9 days out of 10.
Didn’t read a word of this but I disagree.
I can agree, the Philli roll is not a premier roll. HOWEVER!! It does have its place as an Americanized roll. Pounding bullshit sushi hungover can definitely build a guy back up.
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Papa John’s at number 5?? Eat that much gluten and your dick will fly off.
Sex in the early stages of a Rosie O’Donnell sized hangover is a great way to tell yourself, “Everything is OK..” Nothing better to sooth those Sunday Scaries.
How’s it taste coming back up?
Watch a kid go ass over tea kettle and crack his head open playing Red Rover. Did the teachers tell us to stop? no…all part of growing up. I went to a private catholic school at that. Sad how soft things are getting.
What if I told you that you could leave all your worries behind and hang out with Lizzie tonight? Does that sound like something you might be interested in??
My favorite mind game is the Tinder swipe.
*I swipe right*
*no match yet*
Tell myself, “They must not have come across my account yet.”
How hard do you plan on fucking me on the deposit when I move out?
I’ve actually been on a gym date before. There were a few differences, 1.) I knew this person for at least couple months before this couples workout occurred. 2.) We didn’t do the same workout because I couldn’t stomach the possibility that she may have been stronger than me. AND most importantly 3.) We had plans to meet at her place following the workout to make dinner. In conclusion, had sex. Would recommend following this recipe. One con however, whole date took about 5 hours. Can get to be lengthy if you find your not that into the person.
A good starting place would be to study the “Hot/Crazy Matrix”. Then start plotting some data. Reevaluate and go from there. Good Luck
Refuse to have sex without DMX blasting.
Once indulged in some of Taco Bells finest alone, brownout, at noon, on a Saturday. After I’d had my fill I calming walked to the bathroom, puked on everything in sight. To put a bow on the day I went and ordered more Bell for later.
Did you reply with, “Today was whatever for me”? Don’t let her know she’s got it yet, Charlie. YOU’RE A SOLDIER!!