Currently 25, working in financial sales for a modern day Joseph Stalin, and heading to my third childhood friend’s wedding of the year this weekend. Ja feel.
I think the horrible, awkward, month long process of growing my current mustache can be summed up best with a quote from one of the greatest philosophers of our time, Schmidt from New Girl, when he states, “Without ashes to rise from, the Phoenix would just be a bird, getting up.”
I am now the proud owner of a full blown grass grin, and I honestly don’t know if I’m ever goin back.
No Pedro Cerrano (Major League) ? Guy’s an absolute power house. Not to mention that you pissed off Jobu and will now have bad luck for the next 60 years.
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Currently 25, working in financial sales for a modern day Joseph Stalin, and heading to my third childhood friend’s wedding of the year this weekend. Ja feel.
…Sassy
I’ve been in this stall for 17 minutes and I have no intention of leaving before I’m done with this script.
Classic.
I think the horrible, awkward, month long process of growing my current mustache can be summed up best with a quote from one of the greatest philosophers of our time, Schmidt from New Girl, when he states, “Without ashes to rise from, the Phoenix would just be a bird, getting up.”
I am now the proud owner of a full blown grass grin, and I honestly don’t know if I’m ever goin back.
Just crushing the little optimism I was still clinging to about the post grad lifestyle.
And on a Monday too. Ruthless.
Kobe, Larry David, Tiger Tiger Woods y’all.
‘Jitas already an early candidate for abbreviation of the year. Well put deFries.
I’m sorry, but there’s no list or ranking system on earth that can convince me there’s a day worse than Monday.
Marty McFly saw first hand that this year is THE year, and that’s enough for me.
Somebody didn’t get a scholi…
PGPM
Staying on my parents cell phone plan as long as humanly possible. No shame. Suck it, Kendra.
Dwight*. I could hear my boss’s footsteps towards my cube and didn’t have time to proof read.
Michael, Jim, Pam, and Deight can only be rivaled by Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer.
No Pedro Cerrano (Major League) ? Guy’s an absolute power house. Not to mention that you pissed off Jobu and will now have bad luck for the next 60 years.
Tacos and beer are generally both cheaper on Tuesdays, so it’s really not even up to me, I have to drink.
Honestly, that hamster water bottle thing on my headboard could be a Sunday morning lifesaver.
I picture B McG driving and Knox riding shotgun in that jeep bumping ridin dirty and disappearing into the night.
DJ is bangin nowadays.