“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

Took me until about 10AM to realize it was Thursday, not Friday. – PGP

I should have just taken the day off. PGP.

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Will I ever get used to this? PGP.

Every week is like finals week. PGP.

Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.