Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.

My credit card was declined on a first date. PGP.

Got my very own surge protector today. PGP.

25% battery by 2pm. PGP.

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

Using the fear of Ebola as an excuse for not going to the gym. PGP.

Today we got free bagels at the office. I took one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. PGP.

I had a long argument with my girlfriend over a spam email from eHarmony last night. PGP.

Being more stressed out from having nothing to do than by having a lot to do. PGP.