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Huge dog guy and anything -doodle is just plain ugly.
Fire away. Your dog sucks.
Somehow I could drink 4-5 nights a week at 29 but at 30 I can’t even stay up past 11 sober without feeling the consequences.
It’s actually good training for all the tests in college you take either still drunk or next to someone who is.
You deserve everything you got
I once told a woman that I coined the phrase, “pardon my French.”
I refuse to go to my moms spin classes.
I say it’s because I don’t want to be a sideshow during her classes but I’m secretly afraid I can’t keep up.
That’ll whet your appetite for her in The Thomas Crown Affair
So how did deFries throw his back out?
We need an oral history of Dorn’s fall from grace.
Didn’t they call Stalin “Uncle Joe?”
Sounds like The Hangover. Saw it with a gf who would do something exactly like this and she didn’t get the hint. Byeeeeeeee
Hot take- one of the biggest Seinfeld fans you’ll ever meet and I really couldn’t find it in myself to read more than a few pages.
Feels like he tried way too hard.
Fake glasses guy is such a try hard.
As a basic white guy who enjoys sports and whiskey…nothing worth mentioning.
My icebreakers/something interesting about myself at corporate training sessions are brutal.
IM A GODDAMNED PEOPLE PERSON
Casey get your shit together. That signature looks like mine at last call
Thanks for the go ahead man.
Why would anyone ever want or keep a vag pic? Nothing aesthetically pleasing about that part of the anatomy. Ladies, it’s all about the full body or chest only.
“Like the league lmao”
Shut the fuck up Trey