Everyday I live with regret for including my cell number in my email signature. PGP

The slog to 9:00AM waiting for all my favorite websites to update content. PGP

Just joined a political argument on Facebook

The intern just offered me career advice

A girl I referred to as “Slumpbuster” in college is now really hot and lives in Hawaii. I am now fat and live with my parents. PGP.

Pgp’s new layout was the highlight of my day… PGP

My boss leaves at 3:30 everyday… I leave at 7. PGP.

Being sore from a coed slow pitch softball game. PGP.

I know three families vacationing in Hawaii this week. I have a wedding weekend in Cleveland. PGP

Having to save your girlfriend’s work cell phone number separately from her personal so you know never to sext it. PGP.