My subordinates have united and developed a strong bond out of a mutual hatred for me.

I’m pretty sure my interview yesterday was for a Ponzi scheme. PGP.

I don’t even try to hide my dislike for this place anymore.

Having the body figure and sleep schedule of your grandfather who is three times your age. PGP.

Asking your secretary questions about her expense account, and her coming back by threatening to expose all the “interns” you “slept with” to “Senior Management.” PGP

I use PGP’s “water cooler” articles to start conversation at the office water cooler. PGP.

not wanting to report your computer being slow for fear of them finding out your browsing history. PGP

Looking forward to the 4th of July for the extra day off and resting instead of binge drinking like in college