Can we get to Valentine’s Day when Todd rightfully doesn’t go “all-out” for this train wreck after dropping absurd coin for her birthday & she flips her shit? Which (should) ultimately lead to their breakup, her foray into the lesbian life & development of a crippling Xanax dependency?
Damn Todd, save yourself. I did right after Christmas (she still got her stupid present); my last straw was when she & her basic ass friends were having a “Vision Board” party. My head almost exploded. She vented via text for a few days & I just finally told her to read this series. Haven’t heard back from her yet. #thankyoudefries
Every day regret his frat star status in undergrad, causing karma to give him this awful basic of a daughter? Whom (?) I’m going ice skating with next week. #helpme
I live on the upper east side and thought the chicks here were awful. I now frantically retract those thoughts & despise BK even more now. Fuck NYC I need to move back to the Midwest.
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But what about the Kiehl’s toiletries?
She is the reason Intl Women’s Appreciation Day is (maybe) despised(?) by so many.
Or Neil.
I’d quit.
TGDAG: Group Sex
I can’t be the only one who thought this. Right?
Monetizing love is one of the most vapid, moronic things in modern history. If your lady cares that much, drop her. Immediately.
Can we get to Valentine’s Day when Todd rightfully doesn’t go “all-out” for this train wreck after dropping absurd coin for her birthday & she flips her shit? Which (should) ultimately lead to their breakup, her foray into the lesbian life & development of a crippling Xanax dependency?
Damn Todd, save yourself. I did right after Christmas (she still got her stupid present); my last straw was when she & her basic ass friends were having a “Vision Board” party. My head almost exploded. She vented via text for a few days & I just finally told her to read this series. Haven’t heard back from her yet. #thankyoudefries
I’m sure you’re very enjoyable to be around. Here’s to hoping this is a troll account/comment. #yikes
I think you should be a contributor to the site; I have so many questions for you. So. Many.
Does this include Todd?
Stranger than Furries? Presuming you’ve come into contact with those weirdos as well.
Even though she took a “cell phone break” (and probably told Todd) guarantee Todd gets bitched at if he didn’t call or text on Thanksgiving. #mylife
Every day regret his frat star status in undergrad, causing karma to give him this awful basic of a daughter? Whom (?) I’m going ice skating with next week. #helpme
Don’t forget about the ones that mask their insanity with the following,: “I’m just very opinionated and passionate.” #helpme
Only six rounds of scotch – sodas? Pardon me while I reevaluate my life. Again.
I met a woman who never had Chipotle. Our conversation took a turn for the worse.
Confession: these get harder and harder to read since I’m fairly certain I’m dating this “Things Girl Do” chick. Help.
Brick killed a guy.
I live on the upper east side and thought the chicks here were awful. I now frantically retract those thoughts & despise BK even more now. Fuck NYC I need to move back to the Midwest.