Icing your ankle after softball while watching 21-year-olds get drafted into the NFL.

58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

I only see friends at weddings or bachelor parties.

Moved a meeting to buy Garth tickets the minute they go on sale.

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP