Not understanding how people with lower salaries manage to eat out every night.

I have a love hate relationship with Mint.com PGP

Finding out years later that your parents were right. About everything. PGP

The paradox of days passing very slowly, but the months passing all too fast.

Wanting to start your own company just because you don’t want to wear pants every day.

Pretending something’s wrong with my computer so I can restart it and not be expected to do anything for a couple minutes.

See attached department goal list, please add 3 personal goals to this list and upload them to the group document by the end of the week #PGP

Full on coffee dependence.

Rehearsing your quitting speech during the morning commute. Every morning.

I’ve been faking it for over a year now, when do I start to make it?