Wut? Just shut up already. If you couldn’t tell from his post that he is a working lawyer (county government to private practice) you are even dumber than readily meets the eye.
I one time met a girl at a bar. Luckily, my band was playing, and I had to pack all the equipment up afterwards so I just got her number to talk to her later. We were texting the next day when she said she was “on [her] way home from school.” From school? Not class? Red flag. She finally admitted she was 16 (17 in a week) and a junior in high school… Her older sister was dating one of the door guys.
The only appropriate ways to use a frisbee:
1) Throwing it at a beer bottle place atop an approximately 5 foot tall pvc pipe sticking out of the ground
2) Casually tossing it around on a beach
Cowboy boots and plaid shirts are like the preppy items mentioned above. Sure, wear one on occasion, but not EVERYTHING at the same time.
FWIW, typically known cowboy boots are actually considered dress boots, and even “real cowboys” don’t wear them for work on the ranch. And no one in hell wears plaid button downs to work on the ranch either. They are both western-style clothing items, but not work clothing.
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It’s not a blatant rip off… Totally different story lines, just both involving children in MLB organizations.
But yeah, RotY > LBL
Wut? Just shut up already. If you couldn’t tell from his post that he is a working lawyer (county government to private practice) you are even dumber than readily meets the eye.
This is perfect.
You are the absolute worst.
I had to doublecheck the author here. But either way, this article sucks.
Godammit SFPL.
8/10, would hit
I one time met a girl at a bar. Luckily, my band was playing, and I had to pack all the equipment up afterwards so I just got her number to talk to her later. We were texting the next day when she said she was “on [her] way home from school.” From school? Not class? Red flag. She finally admitted she was 16 (17 in a week) and a junior in high school… Her older sister was dating one of the door guys.
I was mortified. Terrible night.
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Ha. Good old ISU ID. I’m sure mine is somewhere, but I can’t think of where.
Hats though?
I thought Bacon’s name was Rob?
Especially as a KJD, which means you likely have no discernible skills to fall back on.
*disclaimer: also a law student*
I’m more Pete than Kevin, but the gf is definitely Jenny.
But, seriously, nfl.com is fucking terrible.
“I’m that guy who breaks the seal early when he drinks and then continues to piss like a pregnant woman with diabetes.”
I’m with you there. And stealing this.
On a Sunday?
Just priceless
I’m 25 and have an ex with two kids and her third on the way. She’s a year younger than me…
Consider that bullet dodged.
The only appropriate ways to use a frisbee:
1) Throwing it at a beer bottle place atop an approximately 5 foot tall pvc pipe sticking out of the ground
2) Casually tossing it around on a beach
Cowboy boots and plaid shirts are like the preppy items mentioned above. Sure, wear one on occasion, but not EVERYTHING at the same time.
FWIW, typically known cowboy boots are actually considered dress boots, and even “real cowboys” don’t wear them for work on the ranch. And no one in hell wears plaid button downs to work on the ranch either. They are both western-style clothing items, but not work clothing.