Charlie

Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at charliepgp@gmail.com or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

Cuffing Season. PGP.

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I Got Hammered By Myself Last Weekend

Seasonal Affective Disorder kicking in a little early this year. PGP.

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Had a dream that I was asking out the hot girl from work, woke up having an anxiety attack. PGP.

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The appetite of a 13-year-old boy with the metabolism of a 44-year-old man. PGP.

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Dropping hundreds of dollars to watch a Cubs game but being too concerned about my financial stability to upgrade to Spotify Premium. PGP.

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If Being Too Scared To Poop In My Apartment Is Cool, Consider Me Miles Davis

Trying harder to not fuck it up rather than trying to succeed. PGP.

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My mom gets more likes on Instagram than me. PGP.

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High turnover rates. PGP.

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