Charlie

Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at charliepgp@gmail.com or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

The Bizarre Concept Behind The Act Of Sexting

You Can’t Compete With Chicago Pizza

Tearing Up My Hometown Bar And All The Other Ways I Deterred Myself From Being Successful This Week

The Four Best Excuses To Cancel Plans Based On Little To No Research At All

I Don’t Want Kids Because I’m Essentially Still A Kid Myself

My Drunken Evening With A Girl I Met On This Website, Part IV

How This Work Trip To Phoenix Deterred Me From Being Successful This Week

Breaking Down The 5 Conversations You Have When Entering A Relationship

Important Questions To Ask While Seeing New Apartments

Money, Sleep, And Everything Else That Deterred Me From Being Successful This Week