Just downloaded PokemonGo and can’t get any work done.

I used to get excited when my cell phone rang. Now I panic. PGP.

Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

“Oh, I see someone got a little sun this weekend.” PGP

I live and work in two different time zones. PGP.

Actually enjoying mowing your lawn. PGP.

“Your password will expire in 3 days. Please reset password.” Don’t tell me how to live my life. PGP.

I wish it was acceptable to reply “Fuck it” to half of the work emails I receive. PGP.

Ugh. PGP.

I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.