Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

Having an emergency excel sheet ready to pull up so that you look busy, just in case someone walks by. PGP.

Responding to recruiters about jobs completely unrelated to your profession just because they look hot in their LinkedIn pic. PGP.

I can relate to only 15% of the pop culture references my boss makes. PGP.

“Who do I need to notify that the office toilet won’t flush?” PGP

The guy that is dominating the office bracket challenge had no idea he was until I mentioned it to him today. PGP.

Attempting to network by adding someone you don’t know personally on LinkedIn and then awkwardly meeting them in person. PGP.

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

Wasted my whole lunch break because my boss forced to watch stupid YouTube videos I’ve already seen with him. PGP.