The only decent looking woman in my office is also the HR rep. PGP.

“Have a safe 4th of July weekend!” Don’t tell me how to live my life. PGP.

Everyone in the office has been losing their shit over how awesome the newly installed Dyson Blade hand-dryers are. PGP.

“Any plans for the 4th?” PGP.

I’ve been asked if I’m “having fun yet” three times today by the same person. PGP.

Work was offering free lunch today but instead I drove 10 minutes and ate at Arby’s alone just to get out of the office. PGP.