This is just GoGo catching up with ViaSat, which provides JetBlue’s and a lot of United’s aircraft with Wi-Fi. It’s been possible to stream video on JetBlue for a while (on their paid plan, not the free plan).
1. Who are these dickbags? Don’t care
2. Who funds this shit? Dad
3. Do they have real fucking jobs? Negative, and they won’t ever need jobs
4. Are they paid to do this? See #3
5. How’d they find each other? Bottle service, brunch, or other bougie activities
6. Is there an application process? See #5 and don’t piss one of these kids off, else you get blackballed
7. What do their parents think of this? Too Rich To Care
8. How do I get into this? Sell your soul, values, etc
9. Do they wear sunscreen? No, Vodka or Malibu Rum are used as substitutes
10. Why haven’t I ever seen anyone in real life who looks as good in a bathing suit as that blonde leaning over the railing? Too much time spent outside the sunbelt
11. If I join a group like this, do I have to lose contact with all my ugly friends? Probably. PGP
Anytime I see “It’s my birth-month celebration!” or similar on facebook, that person is unfriended immediately. “Birth-week” comments are put on high alert.
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This is just GoGo catching up with ViaSat, which provides JetBlue’s and a lot of United’s aircraft with Wi-Fi. It’s been possible to stream video on JetBlue for a while (on their paid plan, not the free plan).
RIP, ‘berry.
Mind-boggling that it took Apple so long to get iMessage up to BBM-level of features.
+1. It’s basically Man on Fire II (or really III if you count the original), and there’s nothing wrong with that.
Sounds like a great way to ensure not getting a security deposit back.
Exactly. The same problem will exist trying to listen to music while charging, for instance, on a plane, subway, etc.
Love that the supporting quotes on the Intro page of the report are from execs at coffee sellers (and one industry org).
“Hey guys, let’s support a report that supply is going down/threatened to jack up demand in the short term. K?”
Love the business model…two days to make something that sells for 40 bucks. Sounds efficient.
Things Todd Should Do After Graduation: Introduce GF to Coffee Shop Owner
Things Todd Should Do After Graduation: Introduces GF to Coffee Shop Owner
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“it could be interpreted that a Sailfish in a man’s dating profile hints at athleticism, finess [sic], and free-spiritedness,”
I’ll take “women overanalyze the shit out of nothing” for $400, Alex.
1. Who are these dickbags? Don’t care
2. Who funds this shit? Dad
3. Do they have real fucking jobs? Negative, and they won’t ever need jobs
4. Are they paid to do this? See #3
5. How’d they find each other? Bottle service, brunch, or other bougie activities
6. Is there an application process? See #5 and don’t piss one of these kids off, else you get blackballed
7. What do their parents think of this? Too Rich To Care
8. How do I get into this? Sell your soul, values, etc
9. Do they wear sunscreen? No, Vodka or Malibu Rum are used as substitutes
10. Why haven’t I ever seen anyone in real life who looks as good in a bathing suit as that blonde leaning over the railing? Too much time spent outside the sunbelt
11. If I join a group like this, do I have to lose contact with all my ugly friends? Probably. PGP
Anytime I see “It’s my birth-month celebration!” or similar on facebook, that person is unfriended immediately. “Birth-week” comments are put on high alert.
Amen. Chrome needs to step up their translation game.
Of course this girl springs this conversation on Todd late at night when he’s drunk and half asleep.
Solution:
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French fry when you pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time.