I was hoping for a reveal that this was a satirical wedding announcement. I can’t fathom what these turds are like in real life. Oh wait, yes I can – a huge dork who takes up all the space on the DVR with Ancient Aliens because they might mention Bigfoot and a basic betch who silently resents his TV shows because they take away from her “old school” letter writing and gift cards greeting experience.
Agree with your #1 choice but my #2 would be “The One with the Football”. Classic single Joey and Chandler competing over a girl, Ross and Rachel 1.0, and super-competitive Monica timing their football game around basting the turkey.
I was hoping for Casual Friday today since it’s the day before Halloween but alas, it was sadly not the case. Still managed to get away with a chambray shirt and a little too short for business casual skirt. PGP.
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I enjoy a good shower beer getting ready to go out now and then. Also, a glass of wine pairs nicely with a nice soak in a bubble bath.
I need to get on this bandwagon. There’s something soothing about walking around my Kroger, though, until I realize I’ve been there for an hour.
So does she just go out to eat or Postmate absolutely everything and never buy groceries?
And of course she would never use Uber X. Expensive Ubers all the time for this gal!
I was hoping for a reveal that this was a satirical wedding announcement. I can’t fathom what these turds are like in real life. Oh wait, yes I can – a huge dork who takes up all the space on the DVR with Ancient Aliens because they might mention Bigfoot and a basic betch who silently resents his TV shows because they take away from her “old school” letter writing and gift cards greeting experience.
This is all gold but especially this: “Kale Salad, Kale Chips, Kale Smoothie, Repeat.”
I am so glad The Bachelor is back. Mainly for the joy of reading snarky recaps like this.
Todd ghosted! And not even in the fun “Christmas Carol” Ghosts of Past, Present, and Future type way.
So Todd didn’t use Nana’s ring, then?
Hear* dammit
Same here. That’s about the only time I ever here Mele Kalikimaka.
I’m guessing Harry probably stole the wedding ring as an “odd marketable security” for himself back in the day.
I hope she maxes out Daddy’s credit card and he cuts her off.
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Agree with your #1 choice but my #2 would be “The One with the Football”. Classic single Joey and Chandler competing over a girl, Ross and Rachel 1.0, and super-competitive Monica timing their football game around basting the turkey.
Todd is just staying for Sperry. Staying together just for the kids doesn’t work, Todd.
Dammit DeFries! I think Megan and Caroline know as much about Todd as our titular Girl knows about Todd.
I can’t take the suspense! I want it to be next Wednesday!
You need new friends, Will. “Blaire” and her ilk sound like the inspiration for the “Things Girls Do After Graduation” girl.
I was hoping for Casual Friday today since it’s the day before Halloween but alas, it was sadly not the case. Still managed to get away with a chambray shirt and a little too short for business casual skirt. PGP.