Carrie Matheson is a pretty competent employee compared to you. PGP.

My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.

Can’t Snap my deuces to friends because of the office’s automatic thrones. PGP.

Pulled my calf doing the wobble at a wedding. PGP.

Getting caught checking Tinder while on a date with a girl you met on Tinder. PGP.

John Taffer couldn’t rescue my department. PGP.

Friday is a walk through, helmets and shorts. PGP.

Leaving the last bit of your lunch unfinished and in front of you so when coworkers come over to talk they think they’re interrupting. PGP.