When buying new jeans is easier than losing the weight. PGP

The amount of estrogen envy in the office every time flowers are delivered #PGP

“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

I used to be cool… PGP.

Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

I go to bed earlier on the weekends than I do during the week. PGP.

Being legitimately excited about new items in the vending machine. PGP.

Mentally planning a solo celebratory lunch at Applebee’s for reaching 500+ on LinkedIn. PGP.

Threw out some vodka in my freezer to make room for Hot Pockets. PGP.

My company not having its shit together is the only thing keeping me from being fired. PGP.